Friday, July 29, 2011

To Sir, with love!

My maths teacher truly is a charming lady. She can strut late into class and let us off an hour early, usually because I'm always sleeping in her class. Sometimes she takes up the entire lesson sharing her past experiences with us, her encounters with various people and places and today she spoke on the most interesting topic yet...

her husband.

Frankly speaking she deserves an Oscar for her awesome acting skills! Some quotes worth mentioning were..

Ms See: S** is very fun! I do with my husband every week!
Class: . . . .

She and her husband made a deal to celebrate her birthday every year, and she sacrificed celebrating her anniversary every year. But one fine year..
Ms See: *late in the evening* Do you know what day is today?
Mr See: Thursday
Ms See: You know today is my birthday?
Mr See: Ya.
Ms See: ALL CAPS RAGE! RAWRRRRRR!

During her husband's attempt to court her..
Mr See: Hey you wanna go for lu-
Ms See: NO! I DON'T WANT. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU SO DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!


Our dearest math teacher, Ms See!

Btw she's 40, no joke heh.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Taking on plan C

Not by choice usually, but when stuff go wrong you simply have to stick with the backup plans. Sometimes I wish we could stick with plan A all the way but I guess things happen and there's no stopping it. Soldiers hope their deeds of valor will be remembered through the ages. Likewise friends hope their fellowship and love will be cherished for all time. Remember well and let it not be forgotten.



maybe not these soldiers


In any case, I'm always just a call away, ain't I?

-=-=-=-

In other matters, life has been pretty quiet these days. Praying you'll be fine and safe everyday.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Pictures of you, pictures of me 2

Many now know of my unfortunately tragic fall that happened about a month ago. Shortly after, my mom took me to get myself checked at a local hospital and the toilets were kinda full. So the following conversation took place...

Alvin: Mom, I'm going to the toilet. Wait for me yeah.
Mom: Okay.
Alvin: Mom, all the toilets are full...I'll go later.
Mom: Use the OKU toilet lah! You're qualified already..


. . .

I didn't have a choice, did I?

Monday, July 25, 2011

Pictures of you, pictures of me.

Somehow my brain cooked up this idea of posting old junk that was long gone buried under the pile of DotA, Accounting and Power Rangers in my head. Well, we don't want our precious memories to go to waste now do we?

We'll start with Jessica today! About 2 years ago I got to know her and also took up the "burden" of hosting her while she was in Melaka. One fine day she came strutting down the stairs with her hands behind her back. I watched suspiciously as she slowly catwalked down the hall and towards me. She had the 'don't hurt me' look on her face and then she whipped out a..


 A BROKEN HANGER

She began giving me a day's worth of excuses and of course *cough* I forgave her...

because I've broken a few myself heh.

Starting afresh C:

Maybe I shouldn't rant so much. Time to man up!